Future Blackmail

The video of Elliot dancing has been removed. I decided that his possible embarassment outweighed my personal enjoyment. If you still really need to see the video, email me and I'll see what I can do for you.

Kids Say The Darndest Things #1387

The other night, while eating dinner, my son started coughing. When I asked him if his milk had gone down the wrong pipe he said, "Yeah, it went down the square one!"