Are You Smarter Than A Five-Year-Old?

This, people, is a diorama of a cave.  That's right, I said DIORAMA.  Made by my FIVE. YEAR. OLD.

Complete with stalactites and stalagmites. 

That's right, I said STALACTITES and STALAGMITES. 

Did I mention that he's five years old? 

Holy cr*p.  My kid's going to be smarter than me in exactly 1.3 years. 

It's true.  Want to know how I know? 

I had to look up the spelling of diorama, stalactites and stalagmites. 

And, besides, he's FIVE. 

And he's making DIORAMAS of STALACTITES and STALAGMITES!

I'm in serious trouble when he starts to study calculus in third grade!