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Tuesday, November 3, 2009

Mystery of the Universe # 3592



This, my friends, is the inside of my pant leg.  And that yellow band?  That is masking tape providing a new hem for my too-long pants.  Why do I have masking tape holding up my pants? 

The answer is simple:  1)  I am too short to wear pants directly off the rack, and 2)  I am too impatient to take them to a tailor and wait a week to be able to wear them, and 3)  I am too lazy to properly (i.e. with a sewing machine) hem them myself.

But, apparently, I am not too impatient or too lazy to carefully "hem" my pants before each wearing and "unhem" them before each washing.  And with 4 new pairs of pants in my closet, I am pretty much hemming (or unhemming) every day.

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